Carlita Has Perfect WHAT ??

Today, thanks to the magic of e mail marketing - ( which some dismiss crudely as "spam" ) - I learned for the very first time that CARLITA HAS PERFECT ( Oh, my ! I can't use that word ! )

Let me try this again: CARLITA IS MAMMARY - GIFTED . ( Can we say that ? )

I don't know. It lacks something. How about : CARLITA IS WELL QUALIFIED FOR MEMBERSHIP IN LA LECHE LEAGUE -  which is not meant to imply she should be restrained from self-actualization; even in a viciously patriarchal society ; by reason of her self-evident nurturing potential.

Not bad, but a little wordy. Let's think this through...

1. Why did the spam person wish to tell us about Carlita ?
2. How did the spam person select people to tell ? ( A study of life achievements, academic credentials, participation in socially conscious movements ? )
3. Once we have learned about Carlita, in what socially-responsible manner are we supposed to use this information ?

Oh dear ! There are far too many issues requiring careful study here, so I'd better skip this one and check my other mail. Here we go: "BUBBLE BUTT BONNIE WANTS YOU "

Hmmmmmm............

Comments

[Zena Princess]

LOL! Good one. Sounds like someone bragging to me....