Things I Learned From the Alex Jones 9/11 "Truthers" Today

WARNING !! The information you are about to read is from the TOP SECRET FILES of the Alex Jones 9/11 "Truthers !!! Dissemination on the Internet is strictly required !!!

1. Rudy Guiliani became nationally famous as a result of his response to the 9/11 attack. He is now considering a run for President. THEREFORE : there will be another terror attack upon the US in order to promote his candidacy !
2. A "data mining" system  proposed by the National Security Council is actually a mechanism that has been put into place so that the New World Order can control the people of the Earth more easily. It is NOT just a proposal: IT IS  IN USE NOW ,and is monitoring the fact you have read this sentence,you poor devil !
3. There is a Republican Gay Underground Railroad. (Porno Film at eleven.)
4. Boeing is fitting its aircraft with "illegal devices that could enable terrorists to remotely hijack airliners: thereby  enabling the terrorists to crash them into high profile targets, such as the World Trade Center (Nudge-nudge !)
5. The CIA has infiltrated the Media from top to bottom. Again.
6. High-ranking FBI officials facilitated the Oklahoma City Bombings because they could .
7. In view of the foregoing,and in view of the planned North American Union, and the prison camps (set up to imprison White people like you who had the courage to read these words),you should ELECT RON PAUL  President -for - Life. (Yes, we know. We'll amend the damn constitution, since you want to be damn picky ! Sheesh !!) 

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[k.d.]

My online novel mentions the National Security Council many times. Maybe that's why my blog counter has been getting so many hits lately. Uh-oh.