It's almost too good to be true !
On the day (thankfully) former CIA head George Tenet announces the release of his "tell-all book", musician Sheryl Crow suggests we reduce our use of toilet paper.
" Just one square !" is her battle cry.
Now, instead of using toilet paper , we can gladden the heart of Ms Crow by using pages from George Tenet's book : thus improving the environment - in more ways than one !
Seriously,folks I'm glad I lead a sheltered life ... and am unlikely to find myself downwind of Sheryl Crow - or George Tenet, for that matter.