Today, thanks to the magic of e mail marketing - ( which some dismiss crudely as "spam" ) - I learned for the very first time that CARLITA HAS PERFECT ( Oh, my ! I can't use that word ! )
Let me try this again: CARLITA IS MAMMARY - GIFTED . ( Can we say that ? )
I don't know. It lacks something. How about : CARLITA IS WELL QUALIFIED FOR MEMBERSHIP IN LA LECHE LEAGUE - which is not meant to imply she should be restrained from self-actualization; even in a viciously patriarchal society ; by reason of her self-evident nurturing potential.
Not bad, but a little wordy. Let's think this through...
- Why did the spam person wish to tell us about Carlita ?
- How did the spam person select people to tell ? ( A study of life achievements, academic credentials, participation in socially conscious movements ? )
- Once we have learned about Carlita, in what socially-responsible manner are we supposed to use this information ?
Oh dear ! There are far too many issues requiring careful study here, so I'd better skip this one and check my other mail. Here we go: "BUBBLE BUTT BONNIE WANTS YOU "