The Senate Intelligence Committee declared yesterday there was no relationship between Saddam Hussein ,al-Qaeda , and 9/11.
How did they know this ?
Well, the CIA said so -and EVERYBODY knows THEY don't make mistakes !
They offered this interrogation transcript as proof:
Interrogator: Okay ,Mr. Fearless Former Leader of Iraq. Is it okay if I call you that ?
Saddam : That would be copacetic. Thank you for the Cheezits, by the way !
Interrogator : That's Cheez-its (tm), sir. The manufacturers get pretty shirty if you forget to mention the business about Cheez-its being a Registered Trademark of the Sunshine Biscuit Company.
Saddam : (Purses lips) Oooh... I'll have to remember that.
Interrogator: What can you tell me about Osama bin Laden ?
Saddam: Never hoid of de guy ! Just kidding . Just kidding ! Osama...yeah.(Munches on snack) We did lunch a few times-back in the day.
Interrogator: Let me cut to the chase: How much help did you give Osama ? Did you help him do 9/11 ?
Saddam: Nah ! I did help a guy named Osama buy a 7/11 in....I think it was in Canarsie. He was one of my third wife's cousin's sons-in-law.Something like that. Bastard never paid me back,either !
Interrogator: Was he kind of squinty-eyed and ...I dunno "oily" ?
Saddam: That's him ! He rip you off too ?
Interrogator: Five bucks for a box of Cheez-its (tm) ! Okay. We're done here.Enjoy your crackers,and have a nice day !
(Later,back at CIA office, Interrogator types out his report.)
"Pressed closely about his relationship with Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein said he barely knew the man, and did not trust him."
See ? There you have it ! Case closed, wishful - thinkers !!